The aftermath of the full moon

Koh Tao

09.03.2011

Hey biatches

Hope your all doing splendidly well!

Thought it was about time to send another blog as it's been a while!

So after the full moon we were both well and truly ready to leave, 5 days if non stop drinking took it's toll on us! We were both looking forward to getting to koh Tao as everyone we spike to said how nice it was and we were ready for some relaxation, I was planning on doing my diving there aswell

We got the boat over which didn't take too long and found our accommodation which was a hostel right in the middle of everything. We got there late afternoon n spent the next 4 hours watching the trapeze which was directly outside, it was run by and English women who was so nice n reminded us of certain lovely Lorraine Howard (emmas mum for those that don't know) we both really wanted to have a go so booked up for the next day! That night we ended up in the aus bar which had live music, was a sick night! Vicrap managed to start talking to the most drunk person in the pub, he got her up dancing, bought us loads of drinks, then passed out in the mens toilets where he was then carried out n left on the bench outside for everyone to take the piss out of him, I felt really bad but there was no moving him! Paha! We ended up in lotus bar that's right on the beach which is sick, plays good music but gets ramo!

When we got back we had the delightful suprise of two people sexing in the bunk below, I found it well funny but had abit of a sleepless night, the girl who was the culprit was quick to leave early in the morning!!!

Once she had gone me n vicrap were the only girls left in the 8 peeps dorm, so that was fun trying to get ready!! The dudes were really nice though!

Next day dave and Lee arrived (the dudes we met in Bangkok) and they had the pleasure of watching me n vicrap TRY and trapeze, it's so much friggin harder than it looks! Vicrap done 2 swings but had a fear of jumping of the blank, it was well high up, I'm a stubborn bitch n really wanted to try n do the trick so I managed 4 swings.....the result of this was not doing the trick, splitting my hands, ripping my armpit and cutting my foot!!

That night we all got pretty smashed, Chang taps that's bought over to our table and one too many buckets!! As we left the bar I realised that my flip flops were no longer outside (my bootiful havianas that I feckin love) I was going mad, looking at everyone slags foot to see who had taken them....pahaha! Save had one of his stolen but managed to find it at lotus bar which was well weird! He tool the right piss out of me cos I was so angry! Lee had his nicked aswell but took a pair of havianas that were sat outside so he was quite pleased!

The next day was vicraps birthday, she had the pleasure of waking up to me singing happy birthday to her! One of the dudes in our room also wished her a happy birthday n we both wondered how the feck he knew, we found out that in our drunken state the night before we had got back to the hostel, thought we were the first two home, stripped off to get ready for bed, and I aparantley was singing happy birthday to her then, what we didn't know was that one of the dudes had got home before us and heard and most probably saw everything!!! From then on everytime I walked into the room or outside where they were sitting they would all start singing happy birthday!

Vicrap got a little emotional in the morning when opening her cards as she got the amazing news that she will be god mum to amys little bubba, I even got tearful when I read the letter!

That day we spent the day on the beach with dave n Lee! Me n vicrap were aching so frigid much from the trapeze (this went on for a week, how unfit are we!!!) that we decided to get a massage on the beach which I treated vicrap too for her birthday.....it was the worst friggin one wev had, they were so rough and where we were aching it was do' painful, Lee was the only one who had a Thai massage and he seemed to really enjoy his the lucky git! So after suffering in silence for an hour we decided on a pedicure, where we had another bloody massage!!! We were in so much pain but it was feckin hilarious, especially for the boys!

That night we went to theist amazing restaurant for fondue, was sooo good, but expensive aswell although well worth it! We then went back to the Aussie bar and I embarrassed vicrap but getting the two dudes who do the live music to sing happy birthday to her!

We spent the rest if the time chilling out in the day and getting boozy at night, we watched the rugby and the football at the weekend which was wicked, all of us seemed to have the lurky n vicrap bought some pills which ended up making her super sleepy so went home on one of the nights, I stayed with the boys and completely out drunk them, the wosses wanted to go home after the biggest sambucca shot iv ever done, as usual I don't know when to stop n wanted to stay out, we went back to the hotel and piss everyone off staying in our dorm which was rather funny!

On one of the days we got a boat over to another island that was gorgeous, save managed to get vicrap snorkelling for kore than 5 mins which I was very pleased about, me n vicrap then went snorkling, but wasn't in there for long as vicrap started screaming that a fish was trying to bite her, I cracked up laughing n nearly drowned so we went back!

The boys left us on the Monday and we had another night there, stated there 10 friggin nights it started to feel like home, it was nice not to have to travel about for a bit, we had done so much in the space that we had been there that we wanted to stay somewhere for a little longer, didn't quite think it would be 10 nights though....paha!

So then we had the 29 hour journey to look forward to from koh Tao to Cambodia, it was a feckin nightmare.....but il leave that to vicrap to tell you in the next blog

Hope your all dandy n not missing us too much can't believe how bloody quickly is going, been out here for 5 weeks already!